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BREAKING: Devin Nunes Files New Lawsuit

DevinNunes2020.com can exclusively report that this morning, Wednesday June 10th, 2020 in a Virginia Courthouse, Congressman Devin Nunes filed paperwork bringing harassment charges against the left side of his brain. In a portion of the paperwork shown to DevinNunes2020.com, Congressman Nunes states, “As I found out on AskJeeves.com, the left side of my brain is responsible for controlling the right side of my body. With apologies to my favorite performer, John Mayer, my body is nowhere being a “Wonderland,” but a “What the fuck is this?”


Nunes continued, explaining, “But more importantly, the left side of my brain also performs tasks that have to do with logic, such as science and mathematics. This is considered harassment as I do not have the fortitude to withstand the pressure of dealing with any type of logic or what the dictionary refers to as, “FACTS.”


DevinNunes2020.com attempted to reach out to disgraced Nunes lawyer, Steven Biss, but Mr. Biss was busy representing Robert David Steele and Earth Intelligence Network. Steele made news in 2017 when he went on Alex Jones’ Infowars channel and said "We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride, so that once they get to Mars, they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.”


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